Loves Humor In Sports Gifts

Red Card on the Podium

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

The Hockey World

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Cat and mouse.

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Pole Vault Rules

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"