Humor-loving Sportsman T-Shirts

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."