Sports Fan With Flair Pillows

Television Baseball

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

'I think I've scored.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Improvised Dentistry.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Football player taking the ball home.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Justice for a heckler.

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

Burkini Scandal

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Modern Football

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

"Mr. October"

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Refrigerator running.

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."