Sporty Storyteller Pillows

'Go, Meacham!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Golf ball with feelings

Footballers - Dwight Yorke

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Daughters at Bedtime

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Team spirit, my ass.'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

'I was warned about online dating.'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'