Sporty Storyteller Prints

'Go, Meacham!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Golf ball with feelings

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Daughters at Bedtime

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

'I was warned about online dating.'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."

I love hockey!

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'