Athletic Storyteller Prints

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Pole Vaulting Club

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Marcus Rashford

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'