Athletic Storyteller Gifts

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Pete Sampras

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Cristiano Ronaldo

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Pole Vaulting Club

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Marcus Rashford

'Well, there's something you don't see every day.'

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'