Cheeky Player Mugs

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Sticking out tongue

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)