Cheeky Lad Pillows

Geezer.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Sticking out tongue

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'The lads are hoping you'll get time off for good behaviour - say next Tuesday fortnight at the Red Lion....'