Cheeky Devil Gifts

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Geezer.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Cheeky Boy

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'The lads are hoping you'll get time off for good behaviour - say next Tuesday fortnight at the Red Lion....'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

'There's always one.'

Dog urinating on a tombstone that says 'I WON'.

Weight loss clinic, in and out doors.

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

'I can't talk. Sanctions are in effect.'

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

'Mind if I jump the queue and 'slip in' these two hundred copies while the boss is out of the office, John?'

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."

'I plead guilty to all charges, but deny any wrongdoing.'