Cheeky Devil Prints

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Geezer.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Cheeky Boy

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'The lads are hoping you'll get time off for good behaviour - say next Tuesday fortnight at the Red Lion....'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'There's always one.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

Dog urinating on a tombstone that says 'I WON'.

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Weight loss clinic, in and out doors.

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

'I can't talk. Sanctions are in effect.'

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

Young Boy Saying Goodbye At The Trainstation.

'Mind if I jump the queue and 'slip in' these two hundred copies while the boss is out of the office, John?'

'I plead guilty to all charges, but deny any wrongdoing.'

"I'm sorry, God! We don't allow all-knowing people at our roulette tables."