Cheeky Cheater Gifts

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Geezer.

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Robert prays for the answers."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."

'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Clean Fill Wanted