Cheeky Cheater Pillows

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Geezer.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Height of Impudence.

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"Robert prays for the answers."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'