Cheeky Cheat Pillows

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Sticking out tongue

"I do diet...between snacks."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

The Height of Impudence.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Thong World.

"Your dump or mine..?"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."

Clean Fill Wanted

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."