Cheeky Cheat Pillows

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Sticking out tongue

"I do diet...between snacks."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

The Height of Impudence.

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Thong World.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's ok."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Clean Fill Wanted