Curious Teen T-Shirts

'Awesome!'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Honey Wallah

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

G.P.S. For the Home

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"