Teenager's Quirks Prints

"Baldo...name the four basic food groups."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Awesome!'

Essay Paper.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Wait, son...you can't go out like that! You forgot to dot your I.'

'I may be a smart phone but I am only used to send silly text messages.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Scooter Romance

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

Mother/Teenage Child