Awkward Adolescent Prints

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

"Here comes the cutest girl in school! Quick! Act like you're not my parents!"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

'Awesome!'

Essay Paper.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Ice rink"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."