Awkward Adolescent Mugs

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

"Here comes the cutest girl in school! Quick! Act like you're not my parents!"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"God help us, it's that guy."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

'Awesome!'

Essay Paper.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

Teddy, do you know why I'm here? Want to, umm, ask me anything? So! That wraps it up! How did your "birds and bees" talk go? I answered all his questions.

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'