Awkward Teenager Mugs

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Essay Paper.

'Awesome!'

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Yeah, you were creative.'

'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'I can't write legibly... then my teacher would find out I can't spell.'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'