Nervous Teen Mugs

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'Awesome!'

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Yeah, you were creative.'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

'You have a zit where?'

That's when I decided why should I care

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

"On your mark, get set. . . Start School!!!"

"Here comes the cutest girl in school! Quick! Act like you're not my parents!"

"Baldo...name the four basic food groups."

'It's not fair!'