Nervous Teen Gifts

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'Awesome!'

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

Teddy, do you know why I'm here? Want to, umm, ask me anything? So! That wraps it up! How did your "birds and bees" talk go? I answered all his questions.

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

'Yeah, you were creative.'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

That's when I decided why should I care

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

'You have a zit where?'

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

"On your mark, get set. . . Start School!!!"

"Baldo...name the four basic food groups."

"Here comes the cutest girl in school! Quick! Act like you're not my parents!"

My mom keeps trying to talk to me about sex. So awkward! Poor you. She's totally afraid I'm going to "get into trouble"! Funny. My mom doesn't worry at all. She's so cool. I'm not allowed to date until I pass the bar exam.