Awkward Teenager Gifts

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

'Awesome!'

Essay Paper.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

Teddy, do you know why I'm here? Want to, umm, ask me anything? So! That wraps it up! How did your "birds and bees" talk go? I answered all his questions.

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Our poor daughter doesn't have a prom date. Mo-om! I'm going with a group, of friends. No one "dates." Then I don't need a shotgun? Da-ad! I'll never get a boyfriend! Good. I heard that.

'Yeah, you were creative.'

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

Lawn mower breaking kit

'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'

That was an excerpt. To read the rest of "What Miranda Hall Did on Her Summer Vacation", you'll have to visit my blog.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

'I can't write legibly... then my teacher would find out I can't spell.'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'