Awkward Teen Moments Appreciator Pillows

"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."

Showbiz Awards

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You and your daft inventions."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Speed Dating Disasters

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"Are you blushing?!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"Cruz, I didn't send flowers to Rayna! We haven't dated in forever! Ever since I joked about calling her Anne Droid."