Embracer Of Aging Mugs

The shape of things to come

Ultra-lazy sloth

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Mirror mirror...

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

The four stages of male hair loss.

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

No caption. (A young man walks his dog as an old man walks a pet snail.

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

Aging.

"I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

"You're certainly not the first person in the world to wake up one morning and find little crow's feet at the corners of your eyes!"