Embracer Of Vulnerability Pillows

"I've got pride but no shame."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Congratulations!

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Businessman at the deep end.

The shape of things to come

Starting is the scariest part.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"You call this opening up?"

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

Fear and Uncertainty

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

This Is Your Life

'I wonder if he cries like that very often?'

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

"I got in touch with my inner child. Unfortunately, I'm not wearing adult diapers!"

"Get a grip doctor, without death surgery would have no meaning."

Nude Beach and Stripped Of All Pretense Beach.

'What's happiness, it can't buy money.'

'Yes, I admire men who are able to cry, Charles, but you're just sniveling.'

"That's exactly his problem - he's always been afraid to take chances."

"Son, you can be gay or straight or liberal or conservative and I'll still love and support you. All I ask is that you not be a wimp."

'Man, dare to show your emotions and feel better!'