Embracer Of Vulnerability Pillows

"I've got pride but no shame."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Congratulations!

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Businessman at the deep end.

The shape of things to come

Starting is the scariest part.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

"You call this opening up?"

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

Fear and Uncertainty

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

'I wonder if he cries like that very often?'

This Is Your Life

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

"I got in touch with my inner child. Unfortunately, I'm not wearing adult diapers!"

Nude Beach and Stripped Of All Pretense Beach.

"Get a grip doctor, without death surgery would have no meaning."

I blew it. I lost my Twitter followers and my Facebook followers. All I did was ask if they like me. Objective failure. Never be that vulnerable. People hate that kind of weakness. But, in the end, you can't help it. It's your nature. So people didn't like my true nature? But you like me, right? Please rephrase this sort of question so you don't look like such an idiot!

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

'What's happiness, it can't buy money.'

"I live life on the ragged edge. Why, just this morning I left my iPhone at home. On purpose."

'Yes, I admire men who are able to cry, Charles, but you're just sniveling.'

"Son, you can be gay or straight or liberal or conservative and I'll still love and support you. All I ask is that you not be a wimp."

"That's exactly his problem - he's always been afraid to take chances."