Nature's Critic Pillows

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'Nice Shooting.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fake ecologist

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Climate change snow globe...

"Pretty sure that braid came from a crafts store."

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

"My favourite? The bluebuck! Now, that was a tasty treat! It's extinct now unfortunately: darn humans..."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

'Tip of the Iceburg': 'Stay away from the Gulf Stream.'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

"Yes, we're very pleased with our decision to withdraw from the Paris Accord."

Keeping America Clean.

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.

Genetically modified chicken.

Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals.