Nature's Critic T-Shirts

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Nice Shooting.'

Fake ecologist

Monsanto

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

"My favourite? The bluebuck! Now, that was a tasty treat! It's extinct now unfortunately: darn humans..."

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

Climate change snow globe...

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

"Pretty sure that braid came from a crafts store."

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'Tip of the Iceburg': 'Stay away from the Gulf Stream.'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

"Yes, we're very pleased with our decision to withdraw from the Paris Accord."

Keeping America Clean.

Nice work if you can get it.

GOP Environmental Stink Tank - G.W. Bush National Forest.