Improvisation Fans Pillows

'I keep forgetting. Is it the chicken bone or fish head that's the Black Knight?'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Trump Mask

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Game In A Can.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."