Improvisation Fan Gifts

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

Man carrying umbrella in his sword holder.

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Trump Mask

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

Game In A Can.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

The Art of Bantering!

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!