Heavenly Improv Fan Gifts

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Allegro con molto espresso

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

God passing the time.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

The Assumption of Mary

Angel Swing

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

God's Law.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."