Musical Parody Fan Gifts

The Democrat Blues

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Mikado

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"The Just Me Band"

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Extreme kites!

Musical Note Nail

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Old Yarns

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Spinning violinist

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Sedentary Dead.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"