Musical Parody Fan Gifts

The Democrat Blues

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Mikado

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"The Just Me Band"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Musical Note Nail

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Extreme kites!

The Sedentary Dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Old Yarns