Fans Of Musical Parody Gifts

Unconventional Music Player

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"The Just Me Band"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Blues for now.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Gogglebollox.

The Kink and I

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"We need less cowbell!"

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

Vampire mailman.

Daft Russia Punk

Quatre-mains

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Sea Bass

Paint your Dragon

If Billy Joel played a bell instead of a piano and wrote "a hoot owl state of mind" by mistake.

"All the shingles ladies, all the shingles ladies. . ."

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

"Mr. MacDonald, some of us would like to speak to you about the noise level on your farm."

"We'd like to continue with a sonata for violin, cello, and hobo."

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

"Thank you, thank you... That number was the "increasing deficit blues". This next song is a golden oldie titled " A higher minimum wage will kill the economy."

'I know the Fox 40 whistle is good, but this trumpet is better.'

Elephant Musician

'Calls himself a 'green bottle', ha! He's not green, he's yellow!'

"It's a novel about when Leonardo da Vinci proposed to Oprah Winfrey."