Fans Of Musical Parody Pillows

Unconventional Music Player

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"The Just Me Band"

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Gogglebollox.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

The Kink and I

"We need less cowbell!"

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

Vampire mailman.

Quatre-mains

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Sea Bass

Paint your Dragon

If Billy Joel played a bell instead of a piano and wrote "a hoot owl state of mind" by mistake.

"All the shingles ladies, all the shingles ladies. . ."

"We'd like to continue with a sonata for violin, cello, and hobo."

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

"Mr. MacDonald, some of us would like to speak to you about the noise level on your farm."

Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'

'I know the Fox 40 whistle is good, but this trumpet is better.'

Elephant Musician

'Calls himself a 'green bottle', ha! He's not green, he's yellow!'

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

'It's my cover version of the rabbit 'classic'!'