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'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Jazz is Invented

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'We added on to the couch.'

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."