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'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jazz is Invented

Allegro con molto espresso

Mensa Does Improv

The Hammer

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Spiderman at the Improv

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

'We added on to the couch.'

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.