Kitchen Improviser T-Shirts

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

Using bike tyres to crimp pies.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

The Hammer

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Cooking With Pollock.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Swiss Army Stove.

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

Spatula Conductor

Eating raw cake mix.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'Now a lot of people throw the wax away, but if you can get yourself a can of Cheez Whiz, you can have fancy treats all night long!'

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

'We added on to the couch.'