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Corona Cupboard: Day 20

Lesser known greek gods,

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Cat eats date.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Culinary surgery.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Picasso

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"