Meal Improviser T-Shirts

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'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

Eating raw cake mix.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'We're out of pheasant under glass, M'sieur — is duck soup close enough?'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Inflate a job!

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

Piano desk.

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

"I said, 'How's the trial separation going for you?'"

'The potato masher you bought me broke so I improvised.'

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

"It calls for oregano, but we’ll be using rum."