Culinary Improviser T-Shirts

Cooking With Pollock.

"She'll have the salmon, and you'll have the chopped salad with so many substitutions it's now chicken piccata."

'Now a lot of people throw the wax away, but if you can get yourself a can of Cheez Whiz, you can have fancy treats all night long!'

'I couldn't find a colander to drain the spaghetti, so I grabbed a football helmet from the garage.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Eating raw cake mix.

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"

Lockdown casserole

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

Children's Feast.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Jazz is Invented

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.