Kitchen Improviser Pillows

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

Using bike tyres to crimp pies.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

The Hammer

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Spatula Conductor

Swiss Army Stove.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Eating raw cake mix.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

'We added on to the couch.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."