Improv Jazz Enthusiast Gifts

'I forgot the words so I just started scatting it.'

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Piano Keyboard

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Bryan Ferry

Dynamite little combo

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"