Jazz Improviser Gifts

'Go and tell the man with the Eric Dolphy CD down his trousers that's not what we mean by free jazz.'

Jacques Loussier.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jazz is Invented

Saxophone Player.

Dynamite little combo

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Hammer

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Volcaniax

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Double Saxophone

Louis Armstrong.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Musical Pipe

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Have Horns Venn

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."