Jazz Improviser T-Shirts

'Go and tell the man with the Eric Dolphy CD down his trousers that's not what we mean by free jazz.'

Jacques Loussier.

Louis Armstrong

Rhapsody in Blue.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Jazz is Invented

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

Dynamite little combo

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Louis Armstrong.

Volcaniax

Double Saxophone

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Musical Pipe

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Have Horns Venn

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"