Creative Improviser T-Shirts

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Dog Walker

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

Eating raw cake mix.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'We added on to the couch.'

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Piano desk.

Jacques Loussier.

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

Inflate a job!