Artistic Improviser T-Shirts

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jazz is Invented

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

Castaway with a tennis court.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

'We added on to the couch.'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"