Romantic Improv Enthusiast Prints

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Bear Costume

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Allegro con molto espresso

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Cheating Death.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Mensa Does Improv

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Romantic Tree Carving

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Man and woman

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Movies through the decades.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."