Improvisational Illustrator Gifts

'Cartoonist thinking'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bubble gum leaves

"Draw your own path."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Lockdown casserole

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."