Improvisational Artists Gifts

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

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MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Draw your own path."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

I get my ideas on sale...

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Pyramid Skiers

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Shovels as Snow Shoes

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

"This is a real Dada performance."

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'