Outdoorsman With A Twist Gifts

"So, first time duck hunting huh?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Camp Wilderness.

'Catching flying fish!'

Zombies love ice fishing

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'How do they feel now?'

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

"Alright if we play through?"

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

'You called?'

Catching a Cloud

Stay with your present market investments. Your stock will start to pick up any time now.

"The drone-cam shows the farmer and the dog in the high paddock, so the chicken-coop is unprotected: Go for it Dad!"

Man trying to catch flying fish

'Alright, he's in position, release the counter attack.'

"It may be crude but it's effective."