Outsmarted Outdoorsman Gifts

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Another myth dispelled'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'Wouldn't you know it - we're right in the middle of a human nest!'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

"I got tired of being shot at."

'Caught the sun?'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

Catching a Cloud

'The fish are so eager here, they cut the hole in the ice!'