Outsmarted Outdoorsman Pillows

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'Wouldn't you know it - we're right in the middle of a human nest!'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Another myth dispelled'

"I got tired of being shot at."

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'Caught the sun?'

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

'The fish are so eager here, they cut the hole in the ice!'